Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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