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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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