Heybabeimwearingurpanties
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
