He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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