there was a trapeze. enough said
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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