you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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