check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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