I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
