if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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