Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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