This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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