ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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