Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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