too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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