My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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