I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
it glows. i had to have it.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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