..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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