well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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