In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Randomize
