BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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