i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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