Tell her she can't have a vagina
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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