I'm drive I can fine osifer
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
