you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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