if i died would you start the facebook group?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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