I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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