How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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