i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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