We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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