Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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