I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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