Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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