yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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