Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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