fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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