He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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