That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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