Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i wish my penis had a tongue
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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