Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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