Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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