Sry I called you an 8
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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