well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
