I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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