You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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