I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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