i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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