I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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