Porn is love you can see.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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