Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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