I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
3pm strippers are depressing
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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