Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
