shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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