if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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