Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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